Wizard #109 - Page
101-102
Casting Call
Garth Ennis casts the Punisher movie!
Kill ‘em all!
In the infinite wisdom that WIZARD possesses, we decided to go right to
the source when casting the Marvel Knights "Punisher" feature
film-writer of the book and noted film buff Garth Ennis himself plays
casting director this month!
The outwardly calm and collected Ennis, who is actually a seething
cauldron of rage on the inside (as evidenced by his prolific and
horrifyingly funny comic work), graciously accepted our invitation, and
here’s what he came up with. So nuke some popcorn, grab a soda and plop
yer butt in the back row. It’s movie time, Garth Ennis style!
RUTGER HAUER as THE PUNISHER
The way I figure it, Frank Castle is about 50 by now, yet he’s still an
incredibly formidable, dangerous character. Dye his hair black. Hauer
("Blade Runner") still looks tough, as if he could go around
causing untold carnage and mayhem and not even bat an eyelid at it.
GILLIAN ANDERSON as MOLLY VON
RICHTHOFEN
You need someone who could wander around being cool and hip, and get away
with doing outrageous things. Gillian Anderson ("X-Files") is
one of those people who goes around and is always in control.
JEREMY DAVIES as BUD PLUGG
Who’s small enough? What about that little turd from "Saving
Private Ryan"? The one who shits himself and gets the other guy
killed? He plays Corporal Upham, the useless little bastard.
STEVE DILLON as DETECTIVE SOAP
Steve told me he’d based Detective Soap on himself, which, if you ever
meet Steve, will come as a bit of a shock. But that would be kind of fun,
seeing Steve Dillon wandering around being meek and mild. Personally, I
don’t think he could do it.
LEONARDO DICAPRIO as SPACKER DAVE
This "Titanic" star’s kinda scrawny. Really, you could fit in
whichever sort of young, pretty-boy actor you loathe the most. Somebody
who wouldn’t mind having his face filled with about two pounds of metal.
JANE ADAMS as JOAN THE MOUSE
Joan is based on-some people might say ripped off from-the character of
Joy in the movie "Happiness." Adams is a sort of mousy little
loser.
RALPH FIENNES as ELITE
You never see Elite’s face, but you need someone like Fiennes
("Schindler’s List") with a very cultured, Ivy League kind of
voice. Someone with a bit of character, who can do arrogant, nasty and
unpleasant and make it seem real.
TOBEY MAGUIRE as THE HOLY
It’d be fun to see him carving people up. Maguire ("Cider House
Rules") doesn’t really look like the Holy, but I could see him
doing all that terrible, terrible stuff, then having a nervous breakdown
afterwards.
SIGOURNEY WEAVER as MA GNUCCI
You could go for someone kind of pretty, but incredibly harsh. Get
Sigourney Weaver (the "Alien" movie franchise) to just do
"mad vicious bitch." I did originally say Ma was supposed to be,
underneath it all, quite attractive. It’s just that through scowling all
the time and naturally being a sharp, vicious person, she kind of buried
her looks.
NELSON DeCASTRO as MR PAYBACK
Mr. Payback actually came out a lot grungier looking than I expected him
to. I could see [comic artist] Nelson machine-gunning people and spouting
socialist rhetoric at the same time. That’d be a kind of interesting
picture.
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